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unicorngirl's nail art, swatches, and frankens

12 October
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I'm Uni, also known in face-to-face world as Kat. I tend to call myself "CriticalHipsterArtistBitch." I have high and somewhat eclectic standards for art/culture stuff and I'm not afraid to say what sucks and what doesn't. I've also been told I'm a wit and a half, and I'm also a writer, so I like to say it with as much style and clout as possible. I just feel the need to tell somebody about stuff I like and don't like, so the least I can do is make it entertaining. In other news, I'm an English/Art student from the US, looking for someone to give me money to live on while I continue my obviously useless contribution to the arts.

YES: Music (anything but rap and country), good movies, awesomely bad movies, horror movies, anything fruit flavored, Lady Gaga, science fiction, sushi, Chuck Norris, IFC, the British Isles, new clothes, pencil smudges all over your hands, MS Paint, independent film, pixel art, puppies, nail polish, labbits, creative nail art

NO: Twilight, math, stoichiometry, snow, crocs (the shoe not the reptile), hip hop, American comedy, emo bands, those scary little black terriers with the smashed faces that look like monkeys, peppers, colds, feminazis, animals with human faces

Amusing as hell: stating the obvious, puns so bad they're good again, grammar mistakes/misspellings, awesomely lameness, bad movies, the word "Pompidou", Japan in general, that's what she said, Twilight, teenybop bands who think they make real music, labbits

Disclaimer: I don't own anything or claim to be anyone I obviously don't/am not. This is all in good fun, and I don't mean to step on anyone's toes. The nail polish I review was purchased by me (unless otherwise stated - somebody want to send me free nail polish??) and I have no sponsors or anything like that. All reviews are my own opinions, I am not getting compensated either way. Finally, all layout art is made by me unless otherwise stated, so don't steal it.

If you have a legit grievance, no need to get nasty, just contact me about it through PM or other private means. Also, I don't like mean people. All comments that I feel are insulting on a personal level rather than a discursive, critical level will be removed and banned.

This policy is valid from 04 August 2013

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